And now for something completely different ...
MS: You sit here, dear.
Fisto: All right.
MS: Morning!
Professor: Morning!
MS: Well, what've you got?
Professor: Well, there's logic and ethics; logic, epistemology and ethics; logic and semantics; logic, ethics and semantics; logic, ethics, epistemology and semantics; semantics, ethics, epistemology and semantics; semantics, logic, semantics, semantics, ethics and semantics; semantics, epistemology, semantics, semantics, ethics, semantics, politics and semantics ...
Cheerleaders: Semantics, semantics, semantics, semantics ...
Professor: Semantics, semantics, semantics, logic and semantics; semantics, semantics, semantics, semantics, semantics, semantics, metaphysics, semantics, semantics, semantics ...
Cheerleaders: Semantics! Lovely semantics! Lovely semantics!
Professor: Or Mark's lovely discussion on the ontological argument and cogito ergo sum when represented by syllogisms with logic on top and semantics.
Fisto: Have you got anything without semantics?
Professor: Well, there's semantics, logic, epistemology and semantics. That's not got much semantics in it.
Fisto: I don't want ANY semantics!
MS: Why can't he have logic, ethics, semantics and epistemology?
Fisto: THAT's got semantics in it!
MS: Hasn't got as much semantics in it as semantics, logic, epistemology and semantics, has it?
Cheerleaders: Semantics, semantics, semantics, semantics ...
Fisto: Could you do the logic, ethics, semantics and epistemology without the semantics then?
Professor: Urgghh!
Fisto: What do you mean, "Urgghh"? I don't like semantics!
Cheerleaders: Lovely semantics! Wonderful semantics!
Professor: Shut up!
Cheerleaders: Lovely semantics! Wonderful semantics!
Professor: Shut up! (Cheerleaders stop.) Bloody cheerleaders! You can't have logic, ethics, semantics and epistemology without the semantics.
Fisto: I DON'T LIKE SEMANTICS!
MS: Shh dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your semantics. I love it. I'm having semantics, semantics, semantics, semantics, semantics, semantics, semantics, metaphysics, semantics, semantics, semantics and semantics!
Cheerleaders: Semantics, semantics, semantics, semantics. Lovely semantics! Wonderful semantics!
Professor: SHUT UP!!! Metaphysics are off.
MS: Well, could I have his semantics instead of the metaphysics then?
Professor: You mean semantics, semantics, semantics, semantics, semantics, semantics ... (The cheerleaders drown him out.)
Cheerleaders: Semantics, semantics, semantics, semantics.
Lovely semantics! Wonderful semantics! Lovely semantics! Wonderful semantics!
Sem-an-tics! Sem-an-tics! Sem-an-tics! Sem-an-tics! Lovely semantics!
Lovely semantics! Lovely semantics! Lovely semantics! Lovely semantics!
Semantics, semantics, semantics, semantics!